June 20, 2008

Marky Mark and the Drugged Bunch

So, I know this was "so last month" but I forgot to post it - don't hate. When I was on the flight to Boston to meet up with Rob, I SWEAR Mark Wahlberg was on my same flight. THE Mark Wahlberg of the fantastically hot-in-his-undies fame. I'm 98.9 percent sure it was him. And the reason I'm not 100% sure is, well, I might have taken an Ambien about 30 minutes prior to seeing him.

It was a red eye flight that left LA at 10:30 at night and I knew I'd be a waste of space if I tried to sleep on my own. So, I took an Ambien as they announced boarding so I'd be good and sleepy by the time I got in my seat. WRONG! Like a dumb-dumb, I probably took it too far in advance and if I was any decent EDUCATED traveler, I would have known that sometimes things don't go smoothly or even close to on-time when it comes to the airlines. Let's just say boarding took over 45 minutes and I was in the last group to board. I was so exhausted and so petrified I'd pass out drooling and miss my flight that I even started chatting up the lady next to me and jokingly (or not) told her to get me to seat 10A if I passed out mid-sentence standing straight up. As a side note, can you picture that insanity? "Get me a wheelchair! We've got to get this motionless corpse of a person to seat 10A!!" Needless to say, I barely even remember putting my seatbelt on and the next thing I knew the annoying chatty cathy next to me was waking me up as we were landing in Boston.


So, the Marky Mark thing was under some *ahem* inebriated circumstances, but I swear it's him. Decide for yourselves. It's not that close of a picture because I wanted to be all subtle and not one of "THOSE PEOPLE"...although let's just say I wasn't the only one who was looking at him and noticing. Plus he was with a stacked hottie of a chic so I'm assuming she either is into guys that look like MM or is with the real deal.

Please to enjoy...

4 comments:

warrenski007 said...
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warrenski007 said...

Not so Funky me thinks, I don't think it is him. The Ambien haze is thick with delusion. Says so right on the warning label.

Sean said...

That is definitely not Marky Mark. Maybe Donnie Wahlberg, if anyone.

Unknown said...

That is so NOT him...but your story made me smile ear to ear! I might have laughed a little too. I agree w/ Sean...if it's anyone, it's good old Donnie.