What I did on my Hawaii vacation...

...by Beth Warren.

Well, there was a lot of sitting/lounging around:

And then we would get up every once in a while and shuffle down to the beach...

 Weird Al even crashed our beach fun.  I'm not kidding.

But then every once in a while we'd actually pry ourselves off our butts and get active, going hiking, "golfing", playing bocce or just running around:

But we definitely didn't have any fun. Nope. Not at all.

The end.