September 27, 2010

The Big Move!!! (part 1)




I can't believe it's been 21 days since my last post, it's never been that long in the history of posting! It's almost like a confessional: bless me father, for I have neglected my blog. It's been 21 days since my last post....

We're obviously been more than a little busy and preoccupied with the new house, so things like TV and internet have been sitting neglected and gathering dust. You should see our Tivo list, it's huge! There's just been so many projects and things to do, it's hard to sit still and veg out, it's like a new-found case of ADHD. But, I get ahead of myself....we moved!

On September 7th we had our last official walk through on our house, 2 days before the close of escrow. We both woke up feeling so excited and then unfortunately, in the span of 2 days, promptly circled the drain. What we at first thought was a gnarly case of food poisoning ended up being a wicked bad stomach bug and both of us had it bad. It was awful, both of us had fevers and I kept excusing myself during our walk through to go barf in the beautiful new toilets!!! Not exactly how I was hoping to cristen the joint, for sure. It was really hard to get through the 7th and 8th, I was glued to the couch, and on the 9th (move day), I wasn't much better. Luckily, Rob's was a lesser gnarly case than mine (that's a clinical term, look it up) so he had to take over with all the moving on the 9th. I could barely lift my sorry butt off the couch, much less have to actually lift something heavy, bwaha!

Plus, we have some amazing friends that chipped in - I'm looking at you Sparkay! Alex swung by on his way to a sales call and helped Rob take a bunch of loads from the rental to the Uhaul.

Speaking of the rental: I told you we looked like an episode of Hoarders and I wasn't kidding: check out what our place looked like on move day - we were absolutely stuffed to the gills with crap!!!I was worthless that day and basically held open doors, took photos and tried to stay out of the way with my puking-moaning-"just kill me now" self. Galileo sure thought he was helping by following Rob on each and every load out to the Uhaul...wonder if he thought we'd magically forget we ever had a bichon and leave him behind? Rob was amazing, look at his handy work!
We eventually had to part ways (waaaaah!) and Rob took the Uhaul to pick up our outdoor furniture we ordered while I packed up El Diablo Blanco and headed for the new house! Here's my copilot being oh-so helpful with his navigation skills.I promised Rob I wouldn't go inside without him, so after getting our keys from the Shea staff, G and I kicked it in the garage and waited, which wasn't bad since even driving over wore me out (I'd had all of 3 saltines and a sprite over the previous 3 days, so let's just say I was running on fumes but I rallied dangit).And here came the Uhaul rumbling up the cul-d-sac! It's official, we're home!!! Our first official family photo in front of the pad:We set the camera on automatic and Rob carried me across the threshold. Man is he lucky I'm such a shadow of my former self, things could have ended a lot uglier had this been several years ago. These pics crack me up:

And then it was back to work, unloading the Uhaul
and again, thankfully, Sparks came over to lend a hand.G supervised.One of the first things we set up is our new courtyard, we love this space! We've spent almost every meal out there and it's the best. G did some quality-control and checked out the furniture.
The rest of the night went by in a blur - believe it or not, after all that crazy manual labor, Rob actually had a softball game that he played in! I rallied for about 4 cabinets worth of contact paper and then I went back to the rental for our last night there. Man, were we glad to be done with that place - it was a lot of fun while it lasted, but once we had a taste of the good life at our house, it was torture to go back!

September 06, 2010

Tacky Luau time!!!



Our friends Karen and Alex threw a Tacky Luau party last night and it was hysterical! They definitely know how to throw parties, we are never disappointed. They usually throw a Tacky Holiday party but since Karen is due in mid-December, they decided that probably would not be the best fit - so tacky luau is was!

You know Rob and I never do anything halfway.....and he had the brilliant idea to go as Magnum P.I. and I would go as one of his 80's Hawaiian Peaches. I twisted my hair up all day to achieve big 80's hair, I haven't used that much hair spray in a long time, and it totally paid off.

Rob grew out his goatee for almost 2 months - he wins for dedication towards a costume design, for sure. At the last minute, he shaved off the goatee part and left his mustache and then dyed the thing black - it was hysterical! We decided he looks like a mix of Ron Jeremy, Magnum and Super Mario Brothers.
The funniest is that Rob walked the dog like that prior to the party...I of course went along for photo documentation...and hysterical laughter, I swear I almost tinkled watching people's faces.

Rob had found the Magnum PI theme song and played it on his phone all night, adding to the brilliance. Here's a little sampling for your enjoyment.



I love how everyone represented...here's the gang in all our tackiness - there's a whole lot of pattern happening here.

The tacky hosts with the mosts:
And, as if I weren't tall enough, those platform shoes I got make me like 7 feet tall! I look like a drag queen....or Dee Snider.

Karen and Alex got one of those fantastic photo cutouts, you know how we love those things!!!

More pics from the night.

The funniest thing - the electricity was out for half the party, and it didn't even matter! We still had such a blast, and when the electricity came back on, we actually turned off all the lights and just used the candle light again - way better. The other highlight was when the cops showed up! We all were laughing that we felt like teenagers again when they told us to quiet down and go back inside, but the quote of the night comes from Karen when she heard they were outside "we've still got it!" hahahahahaha!!!

House update: We have 4 days!!!! (and no pictures)

It's all happening, people! 4 days until move in!!!! We went by the house Saturday but weren't able to go inside - they had it all locked up and protected for the official walk through on Tuesday. We were able to peek in the windows and see that they had finished the kitchen - the microwave was in, drawer pulls and cabinet handles were on....etc, but we decided not to take any pics. It will be like the big reveal on the walk through on Tuesday, we're so over the moon excited for it all to happen!

We will do the walk through Tuesday morning and go into work late that day, then work a whole day Wednesday and will be off until the next week. The insanity will start Thursday morning - you should see our "to-do" lists...they would make you proud of our organizational skills. Or scared. Either way, we've had to be super organized because there's so much happening every day. Here's a sampling:

Thursday:
8:00 pick up uHaul
10:00 final walk through and get keys to the house! Have Rob carry me through the front door of our castle.
11:15 swing by urgent care after Rob throws out his back and drops me on my head. Bandage us both up.
11:30 go back to the rental and pack up all the stuff we've accumulated over these past 7 months...whew! Take a photo and tryout to be on the show Hoarders.
1:00 pick up outdoor furniture on way to new house
1:30-???unpack said crap into our new garage for the professional movers to contend with tomorrow.
Doggy door gets installed

Friday:
8:00 leave rental for the last time, say adios to the 6 AM jazzercise freaks above us and the neighbor who freaks out if you shut the gate too loud.
10:00 professional movers meet us at our house and bring us all our old crap - it will be like Christmas unpacking all of the stuff we've forgotten about!
12-4: AT&T installs internet and Best Buy delivers TV

Saturday:
Macy's delivers the mattress (notice the priorities here, TV before mattress)
Lowe's delivers the washer and dryer
Direct TV sets up satellite
Hopefully friends deliver cocktails and pizza (hint hint)

Sunday:
painters come
we unpack like crazy
etc
etc
etc

woohooo!!!! Stay tuned!!!!!